Hide in Plain Sight
I'm just a girl in an overly-dramatic world without a clue what to do in it.
My blog pretty much is like my mind; a mess.
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Glass: Friendship by ~Raingarden on deviantART on We Heart It
Boys would only fall for me if I trip them.
“Yeah, kids. I met your dad at a flight of stairs. After he was released from the hospital we got married.”
Snoring isn’t what we think it is. What it really is, is our inner monsters trying to escape.
Me: Sorry, I can’t come into work today. I have a case of the ugly.
Boss: In that case, I don’t think you needed to come in for the past couple of years. And you don’t need to come in ever again. Your problem seems permanent.
Me: (currently unemployed and still ugly)
"I’m not a stranger."
“Uhmm, you’re stranger than me, soooo…”
"Ohhh, you’re in love? If it’s not food I promise you it’s not worth it."
Boy: I like breakfast in bed.
Girl: Tsk… You better sleep in the kitchen, boy.
Girl: I’m serious.